Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
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Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it “Chops”
because that was the name of his dog
And that’s what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X’s
and he had to ask his father what the X’s meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it.
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it “Autumn”
because that was the name of the season
And that’s what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.
Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it “Innocence: A Question”
because that was the question about his girl
And that’s what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle’s Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
That’s why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it “Absolutely Nothing”
Because that’s what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn’t think he could make it to the kitchen
—
-The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Stephen Chbosky
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fuckyeahtomriddle:emmielovegood:
I giggled for five minutes straight when I got this idea. I hope someone else finds it as funny as I do :D
this is EPIC!
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Denying you’re high
Confusion
Mean Girls quote used in a unfunny way
Not sleeping for 24 hours
Porn on your dashboard
When you lose a follower
Somebody tells you they’re a Twilight fan
Somebody asks you if you love Jesus
Not getting what you want
Grammatical errors
Maths
“I can’t go out this weekend”
To all the moments in between these reactions
I just want this on my blog
omg
White Chocolate and Cranberry Cookies
This is a variant of my basic chocolate chip cookie recipe. I felt like altering it a little bit tonight and it turned out so good.
Ingredients
1/2 Cup Butter, Softened
1/2 Cup Packed Brown Sugar
1/4 Cup White Sugar
1/4 Cup Honey
1 Egg
1 Tablespoon Godiva Chocolate Liqueur (Optional in place of Vanilla)
1 1/2 Cup All-Purpose Flower
1/2 Teaspoon Baking Soda
3/4 Cup White Chocolate Chips
1 Cup Dried CranberriesDirections
1. Preheat oven to 375 Degrees F (190 C). Grease cookie sheets.
2. In a large bowl cream together butter, brown sugar, white sugar and honey until smooth. Beat in egg and chocolate liqueur. Combine flour and baking soda; stir into sugar mixture. Mix in white chocolate chips and cranberries. Drop by spoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheets.
3. Bake 7 to 9 minutes in preheated oven. I always take them out when they are still doughy and it’s amazing. Who likes overcooked cookies? No one : ( Let cool on the cookie sheets for about a minute, then transfer to wire racks to cool completely.
4. Nom away.
Photograph and Recipe by Zach
these are seriously amazing<3
